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My heart dropped when the auctioneer said, “Sold, to the gentlemen over there for $500,000”.

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With my sister’s arm in my hand, I kept hitting her with it and saying, “Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?”

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She was gorgeous with laughing blue eyes, golden-yellow hair, and a perfect smile, so it came as no surprise that after our prom, she sought fame while I became a highway-patrolman.

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My anxiety has gotten much better since I got my two big guard dogs.

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The doctor inserted the needle and I started to feel sluggish as the anesthesia hit me.

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“DOLLS AREN’T ALIVE,” I yelled at my little sister, who once again claimed she awoke to see her doll moving about her room in the dark, “and this time I’ll prove it.”

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TIK-TOK THIEVES ARE STEALING STORIES!

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My friends say it's weird that I still shower with my mom.

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You ever have a ringing sound in your ear?

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I suddenly became so hot that I had to tear off my clothes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My heart dropped when the auctioneer said, “Sold, to the gentlemen over there for $500,000”.	457
With my sister’s arm in my hand, I kept hitting her with it and saying, “Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?”	456
She was gorgeous with laughing blue eyes, golden-yellow hair, and a perfect smile, so it came as no surprise that after our prom, she sought fame while I became a highway-patrolman.	456
My anxiety has gotten much better since I got my two big guard dogs.	454
The doctor inserted the needle and I started to feel sluggish as the anesthesia hit me.	453
“DOLLS AREN’T ALIVE,” I yelled at my little sister, who once again claimed she awoke to see her doll moving about her room in the dark, “and this time I’ll prove it.”	452
TIK-TOK THIEVES ARE STEALING STORIES!	452
My friends say it's weird that I still shower with my mom.	447
You ever have a ringing sound in your ear?	445
I suddenly became so hot that I had to tear off my clothes.	445